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Chocolate egg 

Chocolate egg is a sexual reference that can be used across genders and sexual orientation. Male on Male: eating ass and then sucking on his balls. Female to Female: Using a love egg and it comes out with poo. Drag Queen: Tucked it so hard it slipped into the butt (hence the chocolate). Male to female: Fucking her so hard in the pussy, pulling out and her ass is so wide a nut slips in.
I was eating his ass so hard that when I came up after blowing him, I shrieked at the chocolate egg I left him.
Chocolate egg by DirtyDog12091 April 28, 2017
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Chocolate Egg 

When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.
Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.
Chocolate Egg by Glogan September 13, 2015

Chocolate Egg Tennis 

When one guy pops another guy's turd in his mouth, then the other guy does the same with one from the first guy, and they do a spit and catch juggling thing until one of them misses it and has to wear a used condom round his neck for the rest of the week. Very popular in Iowa.
"Dude, I was playing Chocolate Egg Tennis last night with Steve, and my fucking mom rang! My boss did not like seeing me turn up at work this morning with a dirty bag of jizz dangling off my St Christopher. I think I'm gonna get fired."
Chocolate Egg Tennis by Bogbaby June 18, 2009

Chocolate Egg Cream 

The purple drink at Starbucks
I wanted a sweet treat so I got that purple drink from Starbucks, the chocolate egg cream
Chocolate Egg Cream by theoutro September 14, 2020

Avocado Chocolate Egg 

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.
Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg

Chocolate Covered Egg Roll 

When an Oriental person is having buttsex and puts his dick in her mouth and then punches her face over and over again. Tasty!
"Wow, that chocolate covered eggroll was delightful!"
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