Chocolate Cone
When a girl sticks her boobs in your ass hole covering nips with your shit and you lick the shit off like you would an ice cream cone
Chocolate Cone by taylorlovesmatt April 9, 2009
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chocolate cone
Fucking a someone in the ass you then take your dick out that has shit on it and have your partner suck you off. If you cum it's a chocolate cone with vanilla
chocolate cone by Fuckwad October 7, 2006
Vanilla Dipped Chocolate Cone
Vanilla Dipped Chocolate Cone by MunchieMuch January 29, 2018
Chocolate Snow Cone
Chocolate Snow Cone by Dr. Fuckgate January 18, 2011
chocolate dip cone
chocolate dip cone by holly palmer January 23, 2008
Chocolate Anal Cone
Doing a girl in the anus then pulling out and finding out you have a turd on your cock. Sometimes leading to putting the cock in the girl's mouth out of pure frustration.
Also known as getting "CACked", not to be confused with the Bostonian "cacked" for getting hammered.
Also known as getting "CACked", not to be confused with the Bostonian "cacked" for getting hammered.
"So Jimmy did his girlfriend in the ass last night?"
"Yeah, he also gave her a Chocolate Anal Cone..."
"Yum..."
"What?"
"Uhh... Nothing."
"Yeah, he also gave her a Chocolate Anal Cone..."
"Yum..."
"What?"
"Uhh... Nothing."
Chocolate Anal Cone by Pablo Montoya December 6, 2006
Chocolate Snow Cone
When a girl is eating out your ass after a large shit and you suck the shit from your ass off her tongue
Chocolate Snow Cone by anonymous July 6, 2021
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