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Chocolate brownie 

Where your partner shits into your mouth and you kiss her
Me and my wife did a chocolate brownie last night and now I have 69 different diseases.
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Chocolate brownie 

Use to describe shit
Oh yeh you would like it if i layed a big chocolate brownie on your face.
Chocolate brownie by stewart mclean November 18, 2007

chocolate brownie a la mode 

This is a sexual act in which one jizzes onto the body of an indian woman. The aftermath looks like a warm chocolate brownie topped with melting vanilla ice cream
Your Honor, there's no way she got knocked up by my jizz, for I distinctly remember doing a chocolate brownie a la mode on that ho, placing my boys nowhere near the crime scene.

Chocolate Brownie Shake

When you shit on the chest of a woman who’s actively lactating
this single mom i’m fucking with let me give her a chocolate brownie shake

White Chocolate Brownie

In order to correctly accomplish this feat, the male has to be receiving a bumpkin. As he squeezes off a shit the female must catch the turd and attempt to slide it on his erect penis, if all else fails she must get a large portion of feces on his penis and her face. To finish she must continue the blow job until ejaculation on her face. Thus the white chocolate brownie.
Raul: Yo meng, I heard jose got a white chocolate brownie the other night from that fat slut on colfax.

Paulo: A bumkin is one thing, but getting a white chocolate brownie is fucked, buts its still probably cleaner than fucking that nasty bitch.

Argentinian chocolate brownie 

The sexual act while during a foursome one male demands a rim job. During said rim job he proceeds to shit on the giver that isn't his spouse. His spouse then rubs the feces all over herself while moaning .
My wife couldn't stop puking after she got the Argentinian chocolate brownie.

Double Chocolate Chunk Brownies

Ayo you tryna hook me up with some double chocolate chunk brownies?
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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