FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderBean's definitions

Chocolate Brownie Shake

When you shit on the chest of a woman who’s actively lactating

this single mom i’m fucking with let me give her a chocolate brownie shake

by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderBean February 25, 2026

slightly warm cheese

when you want to make a grilled cheese but decide to give up resulting in a slightly warm cheese sandwich

I wanted a grilled cheese but i was so hungry i gave up and ate a slightly warm cheese

by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderBean September 28, 2023

kinkerbongle

a less than ideal situation

we’re in quite the kinkerbongle aren’t we?

by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderBean May 28, 2023