chocolate bandana 

The act of shitting onto a sexual partners chest.

Damn man, that marysol was a real freak, she let me go all the way and then leave her a chocolate bandana.

chocolate bandana by SimplyCrisp December 20, 2015

chocolate banana 

When a male pulls his weiner out of his companion's ass and immediately makes her (or him) lick his poopy penis

After a long night of anal sex, Steve fed his chocolate banana to Amanda.

chocolate banana by Brett Sutton December 14, 2004

chocolate banana monkey 

A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.

I was a chocolate banana monkey last night.

chocolate banana monkey by Crushed red peppers October 31, 2015

Chocolate Banana 

When you are having sex with a girl in the ass when she has diarrhea and you pull out and have her suck it off.

I asked Susie if she wanted a chocolate banana. She said yes but had no idea what she was getting herself into.

Chocolate Banana by Sephiroth116 March 28, 2009

Charleston Chocolate Banana 

When a guy shits on your dick, you freeze it and enjoy.

"Oh shit, I set the freezer too low and now what would have been a nice Charleston Chocolate Banana, has turned into a Alaskan Cold Front"

Charleston Chocolate Banana by weirdjake123456789 February 21, 2009

Chocolate Banana Surprise 

Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.

Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!

Chocolate Banana Surprise by E-Nasty April 6, 2009

Frozen Chocolate Banana 

To shit into a condom, insert a stick, freeze it, peel off the condom and penetrate your partner then eating the remaining thawed out feces with your partner.

Miranda: Hey man what do you wanna do?

Tay: I dont know. Do you want a Frozen Chocolate Banana?

Miranda: Sure

( 30 mins later )

Miranda: Wow! and theres enough for dessert!

Frozen Chocolate Banana by FTB_5831 February 24, 2010