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Pretty much to have a poopdick, but a cooler, rhyming way of saying it. To be used when trying to be discrete about saying it, but who really needs to be discrete when talking about putting it in the butt.

Larry:Dude when the red river flows, take the dirt road.
Barry:Yea man get that choco cocko!

choco cocko by Lief ROSS November 8, 2007

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choco cock

A person who puts a turd on his sack right between the gnads and bends his nonerrect penis into it and fills his urethral with fecal matter. This can also be done with diarrheah.

Teen1: dude! Did you hear that guy in the bathroom!
Teen2: yeah! He was giving himself a choco cock.
Guy in bathroom: hey wanna join me!

choco cock by pspmiles May 18, 2014

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Choc cock

It's the shit on your cock after anal, If the other person hasn't cleaned themselves

Yuck, you've turned my cock into a choc cock

Choc cock by BobShocks May 13, 2017

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coco cock

When someone enters the anal hole that has not yet been cleaned, and their cock comes out all covered in shit!

"lisa u slag u said u had cleaned ur arse hole.... great now ive got a coco cock"

coco cock by KrRnWi March 8, 2008

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choca cock

Cover your penis in melted chocolate, and have some one suck it all off.

We got so wasted last night. We went home and made choca cock.

choca cock by maribomb August 31, 2014

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cock chock

using the hand to stop the cock from going too far in your mouth so you don't gag

This guy was so big that I had to cock chock his junk before I puked

cock chock by squibbie July 18, 2010

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chococockospermiation

The newest line of drugs from male enhancement companies will cause men to generate sperm which tastes like chocolate. The result will be happier men and women.

Gena: "You gave Tim head all night?!"
Sarah: "Yeah, he's got that new chococockospermiation stuff! It was great!"
Gena: "I'm so jealous!"

chococockospermiation by THEChOcoHoliC November 3, 2007

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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