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choco cocko 

Pretty much to have a poopdick, but a cooler, rhyming way of saying it. To be used when trying to be discrete about saying it, but who really needs to be discrete when talking about putting it in the butt.
Larry:Dude when the red river flows, take the dirt road.
Barry:Yea man get that choco cocko!
choco cocko by Lief ROSS November 8, 2007
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choco cock 

A person who puts a turd on his sack right between the gnads and bends his nonerrect penis into it and fills his urethral with fecal matter. This can also be done with diarrheah.
Teen1: dude! Did you hear that guy in the bathroom!
Teen2: yeah! He was giving himself a choco cock.
Guy in bathroom: hey wanna join me!
choco cock by pspmiles May 18, 2014

Choc cock 

It's the shit on your cock after anal, If the other person hasn't cleaned themselves
Yuck, you've turned my cock into a choc cock
Choc cock by BobShocks May 13, 2017

coco cock 

When someone enters the anal hole that has not yet been cleaned, and their cock comes out all covered in shit!
"lisa u slag u said u had cleaned ur arse hole.... great now ive got a coco cock"
coco cock by KrRnWi March 8, 2008

choca cock 

Cover your penis in melted chocolate, and have some one suck it all off.
We got so wasted last night. We went home and made choca cock.
choca cock by maribomb August 31, 2014

cock chock 

using the hand to stop the cock from going too far in your mouth so you don't gag
This guy was so big that I had to cock chock his junk before I puked
cock chock by squibbie July 18, 2010

chococockospermiation 

The newest line of drugs from male enhancement companies will cause men to generate sperm which tastes like chocolate. The result will be happier men and women.
Gena: "You gave Tim head all night?!"
Sarah: "Yeah, he's got that new chococockospermiation stuff! It was great!"
Gena: "I'm so jealous!"
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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