chobviously 

When something is beyond just being obvious; an emphatic form of obviously. (It's a hard 'ch' like 'challah' bread)

Ex. When I see a penny heads-up I chobviously reach down to grab it.

Ex. Realizing the steam was melting my washroom walls, I chobviously turned off the shower.

Ex. Do you want two tickets to the Stanley Cup Finals? Chobviously!

chobviously by KGByall March 26, 2009

hobviously 

Same as obvious, but more scene.

First appeared on Ali G many years ago when he would pronounce

obviously - "hobviously"

Since then it has been adopted by scene kids and made famous in the HRCA.

Other terms to stem from include

Hobviously ridiculous
Hobnobviously

1. scene kid 1: Dereks such a sceneager.
scene kid 2: Hobviously.

2. scene kid 1: i wish i cud be more like ollie, hes so emorgasmic.
scene kid 2: true, he is so hobviously absurdiculous..sigh..im such an emosexual

3. scene kid 1: dont call me a fag just cos i care more about fashion than music.
hXc kid 1: u hobviously want a *ROUNDHOUSE* HA U JUST GOT EMOWNED.

hobviously by the rizza May 1, 2006

cobviously 

An annoying, pretentious, condescending way of saying "obviously". Used primarily in contexts where the subject in question is not actually obvious. Pronounced, essentially, by faking a cough before saying "obviously".

"Did you hear that 'Avatar' beat 'Titanic' for biggest gross in the international box office?"

"Cobviously! 'Titanic' only made $1.242 billion!"

cobviously by NickPo March 2, 2010