chobviously 

When something is beyond just being obvious; an emphatic form of obviously. (It's a hard 'ch' like 'challah' bread)

Ex. When I see a penny heads-up I chobviously reach down to grab it.

Ex. Realizing the steam was melting my washroom walls, I chobviously turned off the shower.

Ex. Do you want two tickets to the Stanley Cup Finals? Chobviously!

chobviously by KGByall March 26, 2009

hobviously 

Same as obvious, but more scene.

First appeared on Ali G many years ago when he would pronounce

obviously - "hobviously"

Since then it has been adopted by scene kids and made famous in the HRCA.

Other terms to stem from include

Hobviously ridiculous
Hobnobviously

1. scene kid 1: Dereks such a sceneager.
scene kid 2: Hobviously.

2. scene kid 1: i wish i cud be more like ollie, hes so emorgasmic.
scene kid 2: true, he is so hobviously absurdiculous..sigh..im such an emosexual

3. scene kid 1: dont call me a fag just cos i care more about fashion than music.
hXc kid 1: u hobviously want a *ROUNDHOUSE* HA U JUST GOT EMOWNED.

hobviously by the rizza May 1, 2006

cobviously 

An annoying, pretentious, condescending way of saying "obviously". Used primarily in contexts where the subject in question is not actually obvious. Pronounced, essentially, by faking a cough before saying "obviously".

"Did you hear that 'Avatar' beat 'Titanic' for biggest gross in the international box office?"

"Cobviously! 'Titanic' only made $1.242 billion!"

cobviously by NickPo March 2, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022