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Chrostat 

Chrostat is a term which can be used between bro's when meeting at a specific destination. It means (How long will it take you to arrive?)

The term is simply a shorter or lazier way to ask a common question.

The term was originally "Chronos Status"

Chrostat derived from the greek word Chronos which meant time.
Person1 "Yo bro Chrostat"

Person2 "15 minutes bro"
Chrostat by Chrostat September 25, 2010
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Christatic 

Adj. Describes a really, really, really good Christmas.
Feeney spent his holidays in the Philippines and had a Christatic time.
Christatic by Nicnoc November 30, 2010
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Christathon 

An annual gathering in the city of London, where participants dress like Jesus and go on a pub crawl via various religiously named bars and pubs. Nominally to raise money for charity, but in reality, to offend as many cranks as possible.
"You going on the Christathon this year?"

"Of course, I built a 9 foot Crucifix with a sound system for just that occaision!"
Christathon by Jonny_yeah April 14, 2009

christatist 

A person who believes that human beings are incapable of being 'good' without a god or a society of 'god fearing people' to ensure your 'goodness' via laws, regulation, and the definition of things like 'marriage'.
The religious right is so interested in "small government", yet the christatists want to expand government to define 'marriage'.
christatist by JKB619 January 21, 2014

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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