chloette
a girl that had blue waffles that constantly laughs to herself and has a invisible penis about 1 or 10 inches
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Cholette
Cholette by BitchassPendeja November 21, 2017
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Chloethehoey
Chloethehoey is a person named Chloe who gets given a nickname freshman year by really horny guys. She is funny, cute, tall and probably is the CEO of Brandy Melville. Chloe would prefer to go to kickbacks instead of the hassle of a party and is probably voted most likely to drink beer and regret it for the calories by her peers. Her friends have never seen her single, but aren’t jealous of her either. Overall she is an outgoing, bold and confident girl that listens to Indie Pop and Rap. Like every other Chloe, she like to dance and have fun with no regrets...
Freshman boy #1: Hey what rhymes with Chloe?
Freshman boy #2: Hoey
Freshman boy #1: Ahahahah lets call her Chloethehoey then!
Freshman boy #2: Hoey
Freshman boy #1: Ahahahah lets call her Chloethehoey then!
Chloethehoey by chloethehoey April 20, 2020
Cloette
If you've ever met a girl named Cloette, she's the kindest person you'll ever meet. She'd litterly give the shirt off her back. She thinks she is just an ordinary face, but she is so beautiful. Don't let this girl go because once she falls for you, she falls hard and would do anything for you. She is so pure and filled with joy and love. When you see her you'll be sure to smile. She is loyal, honest and so loveable.
Cloette by Keyboard.and.mouse October 26, 2019
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