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chlobber 

A woman who likes to grab things by the vagina, wrapping her beef curtains around the object and carrying it between her legs.
I pulled a chlobber
chlobber by SparxHater123 July 19, 2023
Words you can keep
Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!
clobber by kam75xx January 2, 2021

clobberin the gorilla 

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.
Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuck clobbering 

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.
"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."
fuck clobbering by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

clobberwhopped 

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. To lay some serious pipe and make her scream.
"I just clobberwhopped the shit outta Sherry."
clobberwhopped by PD&KS October 3, 2007

Clobber dat dere kirbeh 

The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...
Im gonna clobber dat dere kirbeh
- King DeDeDe

Rascal clobber

Either...

1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty

2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity
1) public school boys in pink chinos, naughty boating shoes, club tie, sports jacket, pipe and air or superiority. RASCAL CLOBBER

2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER
Rascal clobber by R. Clobbèr July 19, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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