Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

clobberin the gorilla by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

fuck clobbering by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

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clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. To lay some serious pipe and make her scream.

"I just clobberwhopped the shit outta Sherry."

clobberwhopped by PD&KS October 3, 2007

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Clobber dat dere kirbeh

The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...

Im gonna clobber dat dere kirbeh
- King DeDeDe

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Rascal clobber

Either...

1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty

2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity

1) public school boys in pink chinos, naughty boating shoes, club tie, sports jacket, pipe and air or superiority. RASCAL CLOBBER

2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER

Rascal clobber by R. Clobbèr July 19, 2013

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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