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chittenango 

a little ass town in new york where many of the adolescents are sterotyped as being a redneck when in reality most of them are just posers. if you wanna get there follow the yellow brick road.
oh youre from chittenango? i'm so sorry.
chittenango by keepinitreaal January 4, 2013

crittenden county 

Where 1/2 of the people are yee yee motherfuckers and the other 1/2 try to fucking act like goddamn thugs and there is literally a cornfield across from our school. Oh and you can pretty much buy meth at the end of any street. town full of hood rats if you ask me boe.
You see them Crittenden County hoodrats walking today?

Joshua Crittenden 

A future husband. Everything a girl could ask for. He's smart, sexy, and really good at math. One day he will get married to the woman who loves him most in this world. Even though he's leaving soon, you won't stop thinking about him, because he's your man. And no one is ever going to change that.
Oh you know Joshua Crittenden? Oh he's taken.

crittenden 

crittenden is a small town in northern kentucky that can also be called shittenden or cowtown, the only thing in this town other than sluts, whores, mullets, and cows is… absolutely not shit :)
jackie: where are you from?
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets

perry: ofc! 😃😃
crittenden by poopyheadjohn October 8, 2021

crittenden 

crittenden is a small town in northern kentucky that can also be called shittenden or cowtown, the only thing in this town other than sluts, whores, mullets, and cows is… absolutely not shit :)
jackie: where are you from?
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets

perry: ofc! 😃😃
crittenden by poopyheadjohn October 8, 2021

Chittenango 

A small town in New York where most people are stereotyped as redneck when in reality we are all suburban and anyone who thinks otherwise can go fuck themselves
Where the fuck is Chittenango?
Chittenango by Tatarion November 7, 2018