chispo 

Horrible cat who only wants tuna.

Chispo wants tuna again…

chispo by chispodeservesallthetuna November 19, 2023

chipoltcray 

adjective describing a shit of painfully epic proportions, usually after consuming Chipoltle. Also an event, person, or thing which is painfully shitty especially when it involves a person using the word "swag".

Kanye West's next album should just be 20 tracks of his incessant whining, cuz his last one was chipoltcray.

chipoltcray by Salvatore Antithesis February 12, 2014

chipotle rimjob 

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.

When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.

chipotle rimjob by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

Chipotle Farts 

The abnormally fouling smelling flatulence that comes after eating at Chipotle Mexican grill.

Dude I had the worst chipotle farts yesterday at work.

Chipotle Farts by swlterp October 23, 2011

chipotlerrea 

Agonizing and explosive rectal discharge caused by Chipotle's new "mystery" E Coli ingredient hidden on its menu in many states.

Oh shit I just ate a burrito at Chipotle's and can feel the chipotlerrea coming. Someone call the CDC!

chipotlerrea by Burritos For Breakfast March 12, 2016

Chismosavirus 

Chismosavirus • feminine
Chismosovirus • masculine

What is it?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus is a highly infectious disease that causes one have the insatiable and uncontrollable urge to indulge in some light harmless gossip, or in some more serious cases, scandalmongering.

Who are affected by this virus?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus only targets humans, or more specifically, those of the hispanic ethnicity. Hispanics are prone to this deadly virus. Female Hispanics are more likely to contract this disease than male Hispanics.

How can I stay safe?
This disease is tricky- Some contract it from the crowd they are in, and some actively do it in order to create havoc. These can be split into 2 distinct sections, being a bitch/dick and spreading shit for personal gains, and being someone who is having harmless fun by conversing drama with friends. In order to stay safe from this virus, avoid being a bitch/dick, and if you feel like being chismosa/chismoso, do it with someone trustworthy and be responsible.

How can I recover from previously suffering from this disease?
In order to have a safe recovery, you should tone down your weekly amount of chisme imports and exports, clear the air by admitting to any bitchy/dicklike actions you had done, and apologize to those who were affected.

Xiomara - ¡Gabriela! Nunca adivinaras lo que fulana le hizo a mengana
Gabriela - Ay chica que chismosa eres…¡Cuéntame todo!
Xiomara - dios mío, tenemos chismosavirus

Charles - Yo bro i heard that _____ let you hit!! congrats bro you’re the GOAT
Alejandro - Yeah dude about that, she didn’t actually let me hit, she rejected me and I spread a little chisme to get some revenge yk? Now everyone thinks she’s a slut!

Charles - That’s fucked up. What is you’re problem dude.
Alejandro - Come on man don’t be like that
Charles - We can’t be homies no more bro, you got chismosovirus

Chismosavirus by superfastcamel6969 August 17, 2023

Chisom 

A person especially a girl. Who is amazing with everyone around her. But never try a Chisom,she will destroy just with a sentence. She can be a snack if she wants to at her own time of her life. She has the prettiest eyes and smile. If you hate a Chisom, that is basically your business. She is a very creative person.

"She is such a Chisom"
" Please be a Chisom for once"
" I wish i was Chisom"

Chisom by Peng and The Brains July 22, 2018