chip shovels 

The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.

"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."

chip shovels by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

chip shovels 

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite

" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "

chip shovels by pethead March 31, 2016

Chip shovel 

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

Chip shovel by google blowz July 25, 2010

Shovel chip 

A hot chip that is crispy enough that you can pierce the surface of another chip, allowing you to eat a chip with another chip

Mat drops his chip into his tomato sauce*

Mat- "oh no I've dropped my chip into my sauce"

Jamie- "that's a conundrum!"

Elijah- "how are you going to get that out without getting sauce on your fingers?"

Pat- "use a shovel chip"

Mat picks up the shovel chip and successfully gets the chip out of the sauce with no mess on his fingers

Mat- "Pat you're a genius, this is the best! SHOVEL CHIPS !!!!!"

Shovel chip by Pat Hoops August 5, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004