chip rip

the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab the chip

man, i laid back for the biggest and loudest chip rip ever to have been performed on fido the other night. the dog was so messed up i dont think he will ever recover

chip rip by dave simko December 9, 2008

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Chip the Ripper

Great rapper out of Cleveland, featured on mixtape Bitch I'm From Cleveland

I love Chip the Ripper, his songs I'm Fitted, Doors Open, Get It Girl, and I Run My City are great

Chip the Ripper by Tre T. May 22, 2007

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Chip Tha Ripper

One of the illest rappers since Tupac. Chip is from Cleveland Ohio.

Bitch I'm from Cleveland! - Chip Tha Ripper

Chip Tha Ripper by JustBlaze216 November 20, 2007

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Chip The Ripper

Best known from rapping in the office
Created one of the best memes from Something Awful forums.

Chip The Ripper:

Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

Chip The Ripper by Synsane April 26, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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