When one voluntarily or involuntarily becomes extremely chinese or chink culture is evident through them.
This is common when white people start hanging out with asian crowds and go to arcades or internet cafes in highly asian populated areas and start swearing in cantonese or mandarin.
Carl your white, why are you squinting? YOU GOT CHINKIFIED AWWW SHIT!
Persons of Asian heritage born and raised in California, who maintain their cultural practices so well that others believe they are immigrants.
Cheryl is a Chinkifornian because even though she was born in San Jose, her Chinese parents raised her to be such a good Asian, that her University classmates swear she's from Beijing.
The process of becoming more chink-like/going back to your asian roots.
White friend: "What does that say?"
Whitewashed asian: "Idk man, I can't read or write."
White friend: "Dawg, you are a fraudulant asian... You are basically white."
Whitewashed asian: "Ok damn that's cold. I am in dire need of chinkification!"
White friend: "Ok, let's get bubble tea."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.