chink wink
When it looks like we're winking, but it's actually our normal look, therefore called the 'chink wink'.
chink wink by chinkyboiTyler May 24, 2009
Winking Chink's Eye
n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.
Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.
Winking Chink's Eye by Terry Deary July 27, 2008
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Chinky winky
Chinky winky by ChinkerWinker August 12, 2020
chinky winky
Amelia: Hey grace did you have fun last night?
Grace: Yeah i did it was quite interesting actually.
Amelia: Why what happened?
Grace: I stretched Bens penis and gave him a chinky winky LMAO .
Grace: Yeah i did it was quite interesting actually.
Amelia: Why what happened?
Grace: I stretched Bens penis and gave him a chinky winky LMAO .
chinky winky by margarie and jackie May 31, 2009
chinky winky
Chinky winky is the dirty smell coming out of a female's vagina during intercourse. It is mostly because of not washing yourself before sex. It is really common in long term relationships.
Dude 1: Man I was trying to hit but she had that chinky winky. Dude 2: What does that mean bruh? Dude 1: Chinky winky is the smell of yo mama's pussy when I swuskied.
chinky winky by Mino Visuals October 11, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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