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chingtowl 

Chingtowl=cacking hilariusly in nostril gunk together on worldly laughs. Basically another word for laughing histerically.

OR:

Chingtowl: group of sexii girls in the bathroom eating towels
example: someone has just made you laugh , sooo: CHINGTOWL- BASICALLY lol!
chingtowl by OliVive May 30, 2009
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chinatown jizz 

The mysterious liquid or goo commonly found on the pavements and in the alleys of chinatowns all over the world that give chinatowns their distinctive smell.

This material is normally organic and made from the rotting juices of animal carcasses, urine of unknown origin, pavement-pureed fruits, produce and meats, and the phlegm of a pack-a-day smoker. The proportions will vary. Once those ingredients are well-mixed by foot traffic, a hot and humid summer day cooks it or ferments it.

Chinatown jizz gives rise to chinatown stench and is closely related to chinatown cheese.
Person A: What's the smell?
Person B: Dude, that's chinatown jizz. You stepped on it.
Person A: What? I stepped on jizz?
Person B: At least it didn't hit you in the face.

Chinatown 

1. conglomeration of predominantly chinese businesses and culture.
(Other ethnicities have other "districts," for example, Little Tokyo would be comprised of mostly japanese businesses.)

2. A drama thriller made in 1974 directed by Roman Polanski and staring Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway about drought-ridden '30s L.A., corruption, weird family relations, and a divorce specializing private detective; spawned the phrase "it's Chinatown" - the phrase is used to refer to a situation that is impossible to deal with due to the fact that it is the result of issues imbedded in a tangled web of too many people's personal problems and/or ambitions, greed, or deviance, and that there is nothing one person on the outside of that web can do to set everything right because the whole situation is too fucked up.
1. Let's go to Chinatown for lunch.

2. Forget it - it's Chinatown.
Chinatown by Beefy McRib May 27, 2007

Chinatown Deep frier 

A mixture of bacon grease, smashed rice cake, semen, and applesauce. It is unknown if CDF is safe to consume, but it is surely unhealthy. Can be abbreviated as CDF. This term originated from the Midwestern United States.
Tom: "Did you hear Tina ate a Chinatown Deep frier?"
Peter: "Yeah, she's fucking disgusting."
Chinatown Deep frier by Kangar17 October 20, 2013

ChinaTown Bow 

ChinaTown Bow was a legendary bow used by Edward Alchem Daker.
I will destroy you with my ChinaTown Bow!
ChinaTown Bow by GokuAnanta_SSJB April 27, 2020

Take you down to Chinatown 

Also an antiquated reference to giving you a very bad beating administered by anyone, upon anyone, but once particularly common in reference to domestic violence.
In addition to being one of many sexual references in The 30's classic Minnie the Moocher, this is also a reference to a bad beating.

"I ever catch you here again, I'm going to take you down to Chinatown."

Buttsex in Chinatown 

Also "buttsecks in Chinatown"; used to describe an undesirable, uncomfortable, awkward, and/or unpleasant situation or experience. The situation might also be somewhat random or strange and come out from nowhere.
ex. When my friend girl asked which vibrator I liked better, it was like buttsex in Chinatown.
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murderhobo 

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