Chinese cheese 

It's when you need to poop but your fat and hot.

Tim: hey Greg u look like u need to do something

Greg: gotta go Chinese cheese.

Chinese cheese by your big gay ○w○ April 8, 2019

Chinese cheese 

Tofu

Let's get the stir fried chinese cheese

Chinese cheese by Jagdtiger October 3, 2019

Chinese Cheese Wheel 

When your bomb ass chinese side piece eats a whole bag of cheese puffs and her fingers get caked in cheese. She then proceeds to give you a cheesy handy until you cum in her hand. She then rolls the cum and cheesey crust into a cheesy cum wheel and eats it. Chinese cheese wheel

Yo bro did you see Mark's girlfriend last night? She was giving out some bomb ass Chinese cheese wheels bro!!

Chinese Cheese Wheel by Lil Dick On the Prairie July 23, 2020

Chinese Dick Cheese 

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.

"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"

Chinese Dick Cheese by BangalangMan February 12, 2025