chincey ass hoe 

Somebody who frequently free loads, complains about normal prices, doesn’t participate in events because they don’t want to pay, buys cheap things for other people and indulges on self, asks you for the 26 cents you owe them, requests to speak to manager to get discount, has a very hard time sharing. They are the type that will ask for the bill for only what they ate on a date, and on girls nights out somehow always get out of being the person to call the Uber or buy a round of drinks for the crew.

A person who is defined as a chincey ass hoe probably doesn’t realize that they are a chincey ass hoe.

Being a chincey ass hoe should be embarrassing, and is a frequent symptom in children who suffer from middle child syndrome, especially those who grew up in low income households. These chincey ass hoes were given very little attention as children and had to fight for love. In early adolescence and young adulthood they turn to money for comfort and in turn can’t bare to part with it.

Being a chincey ass hoe is classless af and you should avoid these people like the trailer trash they are.

I went to see the Gilmore concert with Kyle and he asked me to split the 2 dollars we paid for parking. What a chincey ass hoe!

Weird how Shelby somehow always has a dead phone when we need to order the Uber’s. This hoe is chincey.

My chincey ass hoe of a housemate asked me each of our housemates for 1.25 to split on the drains she bought.

Went out to a restaurant and Megan ate a ton of food and ordered 6 martinis and then asked to split the bill evenly and she didn’t tip. I had a salad and water, smh, what a chincey ass hoe.

chincey ass hoe by Tragicallyjohn March 27, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012