chinamobile 

IT IS ME WEN I GET NEW KAR FUR BURTHDAY!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!11!!.

ME: I GOT CHINAMOBILE, WUT ABOUT U DUDE MAN?

JAKE FROM STATE FARM: I GOT DIE.

chinamobile by The real Mandalorian December 26, 2020

chicamobile 

A girl's car. An automobile specifically designed to be driven and owned by girls. Usually small and easy to park.

My brother was going to buy a Honda Fit but my dad told him it was a chicamobile and talked him out of it.

chicamobile by Joe Iron March 16, 2008

Chimobile 

Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an ice cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of assorted hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.

Observer: "Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"

Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.

Chimobile by JuhCoby25 September 7, 2009

Chazamobile

When someone brings in multiple, UAV's and Sam Turrets in a single game of COD.

'UAV inbound' 'UAV inbound' 'Sam Turret deployed'
Person 1: That kid is bringing in a lot of UAV's and Sam Turrets.
Person 2: I know, what a Chazamobile

Chazamobile by dickwodicus December 28, 2011

chincemobile 

1)A mobile vehicle transporting persons who exhibit qualities or actions that would be considered chincy.
2) A very low-qaulity, inexpensive car.
3) Someone who is a chince and mobile by any means at the same time.

D'arcy.

"Last night some Somalian gangsters drove up to my house in their chincemobile and anally violated my wife"

chincemobile by Victerz December 13, 2007