chili whistler

When ones butt is burning because of something they ate.

Damn my chili whistler is singing today.Should have never ate that fish taco.

chili whistler by goiterbomber March 23, 2013

chili whistle 

A chili whistle is whatever you want it to be.

That dog's chili whistle was hangin' out.
Rip this chili whistle philly loud stick.
After eating those tacos my chili whistle is burning.

chili whistle by Chiliwhistlebro June 4, 2017

Chill, Whistler 

A phrase you use when somebody is being overly dramatic and going off about something that really doesn't matter. The term originates from the teapot actually. Everybody knows a teapot is the most cranky, dramatic object in a kitchen. A teapot whistles when its done boiling and its loud and insists that you quit whatever you’re doing to go take care of it. So there you have it.

“Hey! Where are you going?! Are you leaving me?!”
“Uh no I was just walking to the bathroom.”
“Well not right now! My high heel broke! I need you to take me to the mall and buy me a replacement, pronto.”
“I cant right now, i have to help my dad with something.”
“No, you have to take me now! If i dont go now im gonna miss the dance! this is the worst day in history!”
“Chill, whistler.”

Chill, Whistler by DakotaJ May 19, 2021