chilaxident
chilaxident by Bad Bones October 18, 2010
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Chillaxident
Any number of accidents that can occur from a state of being extremely relaxed, otherwise known as chillaxed. Chillaxation can be achieved by numerous methods, although the most common generally involve depressants or downers, or combinations of said intoxicants. Common examples of chillaxidents include: wetting oneself while half awake from Vicodin/alcohol combo, pooping in a hot tub due to an overly chillaxed state, letting loose a massive fart whilst under the hands of a beautiful masseuse, and falling off your barstool after a Xanax and a couple margaritas. Sadly, chillaxidents can sometimes be fatal.
Wow, I was so high on Molly and Xanax that I peed myself while dancing with that girl, and didn't even know it! That was a top notch chillaxident!
Chillaxident by Nathanialowl November 1, 2013
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Climaxident
Climaxident by snaws September 12, 2020
Climaxident
A sudden, chaotic event that hits like the over-the-top climax of a movie, or a situation, usually involving destruction, poor decisions, and a disturbing amount of energy. Equal parts disaster and dramatic high note.
“And then, like some terrible climax, the white Honda fit flew off the edge — right into the lagoon beside the Rusted MV Lizie J. Still playing porn as it sank. Still carrying that twisted, sick energy all the way down. That wasn’t just an accident. That was a full-blown climaxident.”
Climaxident by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025
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