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chief justice 

Verb: When a woman is on her period and a man removes her tampon with his mouth and shakes his head around, thus spraying blood all over his face, resembling a vintage Native American.
"Craig now has period blood on his face because he gave himself a Chief Justice."
chief justice by Brian January 26, 2005

chief justice 

The highest-ranking judge in a given judicial system in the United States of America, whom sits at the head of the Supreme Court for his or her jurisdiction. Each state has one chief justice, as does the federal government.
William Rehnquist is the current chief justice of the United States Supreme Court.
chief justice by Nicolai August 11, 2004

dirty chief justice roberts 

eat a bowl of vanilla ice cream with lukewarm tap water and then have missionary sex with your wife of 20 years

Mr. Chief Justice 

A bald, senile man who enjoys casual sex with poodles
Mr. Chief Justice is making love to those poodles, oh god

ChiefJustice 

ChiefJustice, other known as CJ, JusticeVT, or Chief, is a Discord packer that runs the server /justice. Justice used to be a Roblox gear fighting clan, but now is over all a social server. Reach ChiefJustice by joining discord.gg/justice or watch his content at youtube.com/ChiefJustice
ChiefJustice gonna rock your shit rq
ChiefJustice by JusticeVT August 13, 2023

ChiefJustice 

ChiefJustice is a Unknown Pedophile "Discord Packer" With Over 2,000 Subscribers, He Grooms And Manipulates Little Kids &He Is Attracted To Children And Underage Female Toes, He Likes To suck And Gawk Them Badly, He's not a pimp but a simp.
My Name is ChiefJustice And I like To Save Iheb's Russian Toes on my computer!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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