chidroi

Eating a used condom or re-using an used condom

Hey jimmy i was on a lunch date with this girl and she did a chidroi on me

by Fat donkey 101 December 21, 2020

chidroi

Eating a used condom or re-using an used condom

Hey jimmy i was on a lunch date with this girl and she did a chidroi on me

by Fat donkey 101 December 21, 2020

Chidori

When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming and ejaculate into your hand, then scream "CHIDORI" just before you smack a girl palm first with your sperm covered hand. Bonus points if you have the angst-filled expression of an angry sasuke.

"Yo how was your date last night" "Man i was going good till I chidori'd that bitch in the face. Then she got all mad. No worries tho i was finished anyways."

by Jenova & Chocolate Thunder November 6, 2009

Chidori

The fastest way to a girls heart

I chidori’d my crush yesterday and it worked!

by Mr. Clapthemcheeks November 19, 2020

Chidori

An assasination move created by Kakashi, that he taught Sasuke.

Ironically, Sasuke has yet to kill anyone using Chidori, with each of his failed attempts secretly being accompanied by the statement, "Dammit!"

Example #1
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke breaks through Gaara's sand sphere, but doesn't get the kill)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #2
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke attacks the Shukaku-crazed Gaara, connects but only enrages the Funky Tanuki)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #13
Sasuke: (charges chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke charges Itachi in a mania, attack deflected like child's play)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #89
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke surprises Dotou and blindsides him, makes a small fracture in his armor)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #205
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke aims for Naruto's heartt, misses and hits lung only for Naruto to regenerate)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #1,503
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke aims to kiill a One-Tailed Naruto, clashes and only manages to punch him)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #46,213
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke flies towards Leech-possessed Shinnou, only able to break past his barrier)
Sasuke: Dammit!

by Anonymous Legend October 16, 2009

chidori

Literally: "One Thousand Birds", it is a technique created by Hatake Kakashi after he failed to infuse his lightning nature manipulation into the Rasengan. It primarily an assassination technique and can only be properly used by one who possesses the Sharingan. Uchiha Sasuke has adopted this jutsu and modified it for his own uses.

Sasuke: Chidori!
Opponent: *dies*

by Kazama Arashi January 9, 2008

childroids

Annoying children. The equivalent of Hemroidal pain only caused by children!

"The children are a pain in the ass today, Hun can you take them to the park?"

"Hun, take the childroids to the park!"

by Interpretess June 30, 2008