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Chidget
A chidget is a particularly short chav, acquiring its name through the combination of the words 'Chav', and 'Midget'.
A chidget's behaviour matches quite accurately the behavious of a chav of a normal stature, however the shortness of the Chidget makes it's chavvy behaviour yet more humurous.
A chidgets voice is likely to be of a higher pitch, however, and it is said that in some remote locations in lower Birmingham, particularly small chidgets can actually communicate with dogs.
A chidget's behaviour matches quite accurately the behavious of a chav of a normal stature, however the shortness of the Chidget makes it's chavvy behaviour yet more humurous.
A chidgets voice is likely to be of a higher pitch, however, and it is said that in some remote locations in lower Birmingham, particularly small chidgets can actually communicate with dogs.
Person 1: Ah! Ow! I think my knees acting up!
Person 2: Nope, theres a chidget trying to happy slap you.
Person 2: Nope, theres a chidget trying to happy slap you.
clidget
Richy, do not hire clidgets for the party some people are scared of both clowns and midgets.
Picture Warwick Davis from the Leprechaun dressed up as a clown.
Picture Warwick Davis from the Leprechaun dressed up as a clown.
clidget by R. Vejonats January 24, 2010
Chidgeridoo
A forest-lurking cheetah that plays the didgeridoo to warn prey of it's arrival, therefore causing an epic chase between the cheetah and it's prey. They like a good challenge, which is why they warn of their arrival instead of simply killing their prey silently.
Chidgeridoo by NattyKongo August 23, 2010