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when, from a distance, you can't tell if a person is a child or a midget.
omg, check out that chidget!!!
chidget by Nate kick May 16, 2016
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"Watch out for those kung-fu chidgets; they punch at nard level!"
chidget by Phlegatu February 5, 2004
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A chubby midget. Sometimes has a larger width than height. A short, fat kid.
haha oh my god look at that chidget, he waddles like a penguin.
Chidget by imcool503 April 25, 2009
A chidget is a particularly short chav, acquiring its name through the combination of the words 'Chav', and 'Midget'.
A chidget's behaviour matches quite accurately the behavious of a chav of a normal stature, however the shortness of the Chidget makes it's chavvy behaviour yet more humurous.
A chidgets voice is likely to be of a higher pitch, however, and it is said that in some remote locations in lower Birmingham, particularly small chidgets can actually communicate with dogs.
Person 1: Ah! Ow! I think my knees acting up!

Person 2: Nope, theres a chidget trying to happy slap you.
Chidget by WillLDT February 22, 2009
Richy, do not hire clidgets for the party some people are scared of both clowns and midgets.

Picture Warwick Davis from the Leprechaun dressed up as a clown.
clidget by R. Vejonats January 24, 2010

Chidgeridoo 

A forest-lurking cheetah that plays the didgeridoo to warn prey of it's arrival, therefore causing an epic chase between the cheetah and it's prey. They like a good challenge, which is why they warn of their arrival instead of simply killing their prey silently.
Guy 1: "What is that?"

Guy 2: "A chidgeridoo!! Run!!"
Chidgeridoo by NattyKongo August 23, 2010
a versitile name for someone. can mean anything from loser to idiot to cool person. basically, it's a title to confuse people.
DUDE! You're such a chigget!

Uh.. thanks i think

Yeah, i mean it in the good way
chigget by blob December 26, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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