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"Watch out for those kung-fu chidgets; they punch at nard level!"
chidget by Phlegatu February 5, 2004
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A chubby midget. Sometimes has a larger width than height. A short, fat kid.
haha oh my god look at that chidget, he waddles like a penguin.
Chidget by imcool503 April 25, 2009
A chidget is a particularly short chav, acquiring its name through the combination of the words 'Chav', and 'Midget'.
A chidget's behaviour matches quite accurately the behavious of a chav of a normal stature, however the shortness of the Chidget makes it's chavvy behaviour yet more humurous.
A chidgets voice is likely to be of a higher pitch, however, and it is said that in some remote locations in lower Birmingham, particularly small chidgets can actually communicate with dogs.
Person 1: Ah! Ow! I think my knees acting up!

Person 2: Nope, theres a chidget trying to happy slap you.
Chidget by WillLDT February 22, 2009
Richy, do not hire clidgets for the party some people are scared of both clowns and midgets.

Picture Warwick Davis from the Leprechaun dressed up as a clown.
clidget by R. Vejonats January 24, 2010

Chidgeridoo 

A forest-lurking cheetah that plays the didgeridoo to warn prey of it's arrival, therefore causing an epic chase between the cheetah and it's prey. They like a good challenge, which is why they warn of their arrival instead of simply killing their prey silently.
Guy 1: "What is that?"

Guy 2: "A chidgeridoo!! Run!!"
Chidgeridoo by NattyKongo August 23, 2010
a versitile name for someone. can mean anything from loser to idiot to cool person. basically, it's a title to confuse people.
DUDE! You're such a chigget!

Uh.. thanks i think

Yeah, i mean it in the good way
chigget by blob December 26, 2004
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