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chickenfist

The act of inserting a closed fist into a prolapsed rectum, then opening the hand and forcefully removing it. The result is the rectal wall is pulled out around the hand, looking like chicken skin.
I chickenfisted that ho!
chickenfist by xxxdood December 6, 2006

Chickenfish 

noun
proper noun usage: Uncle Chickenfish
abbreviations: CF

1 a : yellow and red ferret toy that is beloved by kittens and cats.

2 a : protector of all foster kittens and cats that are being groomed for success in John's foster kitten room and viewed globally through the kitten cam.

2 b : named by kitten cam viewer Ingeborg.

3 also associated with the term: chickenfishtarian (one that is schooled in the ways of the Chickenfish).

4 the aura of the Chickenfish has swelled to such great proportions that is has inspired the following prayer:

Hail Chickenfish, full of stuffing,
the kittens are with thee;
Blessed art thou amongst the intertubes,
and blessed is the protector of thy Critter Room, John.
Holy Chickenfish, Guardian of Floofybutts,
watch over us with your reattached eyes,
now and at the hour of adoption.
Meow.
"Chickenfish sees all"

"Yuri just attacked Chickenfish"
Chickenfish by Kitten cam viewer March 21, 2013

Butthole chickenstrips 

Chicken strips that come exclusively out of a chickens butthole
Steve "Hello, I would like some butthole chickenstrips."
Employee: "sir, this is an orphanage'

chickenitis 

People who are diagnosed with Chickenitis have severe skinny stick legs.
Boy #1 “ Bro look at the girl she’s so hot

Boy #2 “Nah bro look at her she has a bad case of chickenitis”
Boy #1 “You right you right move on”
chickenitis by samanthaYuviaMegan December 5, 2019

Chickenism 

When someone's input to a conversation is not at all valuable and is often lacking severely in insight.
Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Whatever... Just means... Whatever!'

Person 1: 'Can I have a can of Lilt?'
Person 2: 'What?'
Person 1: 'You know, Lilt!'
Person 2: 'Spell it.'
Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Yes, Lilt, L - I - T - E, Lilt!'
Chickenism by Al3xand3r July 20, 2009

Chickenfoot 

New amazing classic rock band consisting of guitar legend Joe Satriani,Ex van halen vocalist Sammy Hagar,Ex Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony, and Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chili Peppers on Drums. This band is an awesome band. I recommend checking out their stuff. Soap on a rope is my favoritew song the group has. their singles are Sexy little thing,Oh yeah, and soap on a rope.
Although the band name Chickenfoot sounds funny, their music is definately worth listening.
Chickenfoot by pango14762 November 23, 2009

Chickenis 

A chickenis is a chick penis.
Oh my god Chelsea has a chickenis on her arm!
Chickenis by AmberAnonymous December 9, 2008
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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