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chickenfist

The act of inserting a closed fist into a prolapsed rectum, then opening the hand and forcefully removing it. The result is the rectal wall is pulled out around the hand, looking like chicken skin.
I chickenfisted that ho!
by xxxdood December 6, 2006
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Chickenfish

noun
proper noun usage: Uncle Chickenfish
abbreviations: CF

1 a : yellow and red ferret toy that is beloved by kittens and cats.

2 a : protector of all foster kittens and cats that are being groomed for success in John's foster kitten room and viewed globally through the kitten cam.

2 b : named by kitten cam viewer Ingeborg.

3 also associated with the term: chickenfishtarian (one that is schooled in the ways of the Chickenfish).

4 the aura of the Chickenfish has swelled to such great proportions that is has inspired the following prayer:

Hail Chickenfish, full of stuffing,
the kittens are with thee;
Blessed art thou amongst the intertubes,
and blessed is the protector of thy Critter Room, John.
Holy Chickenfish, Guardian of Floofybutts,
watch over us with your reattached eyes,
now and at the hour of adoption.
Meow.
"Chickenfish sees all"

"Yuri just attacked Chickenfish"
by Kitten cam viewer March 21, 2013
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Butthole chickenstrips

Chicken strips that come exclusively out of a chickens butthole
Steve "Hello, I would like some butthole chickenstrips."
Employee: "sir, this is an orphanage'
by Ultimateturtle September 25, 2019
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chickenitis

People who are diagnosed with Chickenitis have severe skinny stick legs.
Boy #1 “ Bro look at the girl she’s so hot

Boy #2 “Nah bro look at her she has a bad case of chickenitis”
Boy #1 “You right you right move on”
by samanthaYuviaMegan December 5, 2019
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Chickenism

When someone's input to a conversation is not at all valuable and is often lacking severely in insight.
Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Whatever... Just means... Whatever!'

Person 1: 'Can I have a can of Lilt?'
Person 2: 'What?'
Person 1: 'You know, Lilt!'
Person 2: 'Spell it.'
Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Yes, Lilt, L - I - T - E, Lilt!'
by Al3xand3r July 20, 2009
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Chickenfoot

New amazing classic rock band consisting of guitar legend Joe Satriani,Ex van halen vocalist Sammy Hagar,Ex Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony, and Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chili Peppers on Drums. This band is an awesome band. I recommend checking out their stuff. Soap on a rope is my favoritew song the group has. their singles are Sexy little thing,Oh yeah, and soap on a rope.
Although the band name Chickenfoot sounds funny, their music is definately worth listening.
by pango14762 November 23, 2009
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Chickenis

A chickenis is a chick penis.
Oh my god Chelsea has a chickenis on her arm!
by AmberAnonymous December 9, 2008
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