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Chicken-Fried Mess 

1) a person that is ill put-together from the Southern region of the USA.

2) a hot mess from the South
Tammy's sister is up here from Atlanta and she is one chicken-fried mess

text message chicken 

Text message chicken is the game of text messaging back and forth between you and another person where the weakest person gives up and just calls the other person.
Emily: Hello?
Lee: Hi, I didn't feel like text messaging anymore and so I am calling you instead.
Emily: You just lost a game of text message chicken, loser.
text message chicken by lskatz August 1, 2008

Messenger Chicken 

When you are using a messenger application, and you're typing something. You see your friend start to type and out of politeness erase your comment to allow him to continue.

He then does the same when he sees you typing, and you're stuck in a game of Messenger Chicken.

It's best resolved by just typing an lol or smiley face.
I was talkin to Jenny last night but we got held up for like 3 minutes playing Messenger Chicken.

Get them chickens messy 

when you are going to ejaculate all over a female
To bust a nut on a hoe or several hoes
When a female is so turned on by a guy that she creams her panties
Have sex/orgies in which females get dirty, sweaty or nutted on

Literally, to get them chickens messy with bbq sauce during a bbq cook out
Man look at all them hoes!!!
Yeah Im bout to get them back to the crib and get them chickens messy

chickenless 

Damn bro u look chickenless today, I see the diet has been working.
chickenless by arrowpc January 31, 2022

optimal chickeness 

When its been cooked to a perfect tenderness and the drumstick bone just slides clean out.
The chicken is good now.. but wait a little longer and it will be at its optimal chickeness.