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Chichibongrainious 

Thanksgiving is a day for dressing like a pilgrim,

Chichibongrainious is a day for giving water to William.

1. Wear a Chichibongrainious T-Shirt all day.
2. You must blame everything you do on Chichibongranious Day.
3. Say “Chichibongranious” in normal conversation as much as possible.
4. Skip to all your classes.
5. You must friend everyone on Facebook with the last name of “Granious”.
6. Order an Italian soda from Deet’s with 3 different flavors.
7. Memorize Einstein’s favorite formula…and then love it!
8. Make a Peter butter sandwich.
9. Avoid the Emergency Room.
10. Change your profile picture to Natalie Portman.
11. Mail an encouraging letter to Natalie Portman.
12. Make a cake.
13. Text everyone and tell them to celebrate with us.
14. Watch THE clip.
15. Only eat candy.
16. Eat Chi Chi’s all day and drink grainious.
17. Intranet.
18. Make Jenn participate in the festivities.
19. Teach me how to Brody.
20. Wear neon.
21. Do other miscellaneous tricks and/or tomfoolery.
22. Post friendship pictures of you with your roommate on Facebook.
23. Make Chichibongrainious a real word on spell check.
24. Go bananas!
25. Watch Step Up 2 more than once.
26. Do a pull up.
27. Learn 3 fun facts about cougars and share them with your roommate.
28. Document yourself carrying Cary.
29. Go to Stephanie Burger’s house.
30. Begin planning The Great Day of Singing.
31. Listen to the entire ‘Most Unwanted Song Ever’.
32. Watch the PBS special of Martine Dolan singing as a child.
33. Get a temporary tattoo of your favorite president.
34. Have a dance before part B.

35. Get sorted.
36. Go to McDonald’s and be ‘neither seen nor heard’.

Please note this is not a competition. Everyone wins... and everyone loses. And remember, Hokie Respect!
Chichibongrainious by dingdong222 September 12, 2011

Chichiwongo 

Adj. pronounced ( Chee-chee Juan-go)

Originally coined in grant county NM.this is state of distress or disappointing stature. Usually used to describe ones physical appearance or the end result of a half-hearted effort.
She tried to get them eyebrows on point but the left one was all chichiwongo!
Chichiwongo by Csalvarado1990 June 18, 2018
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026