chezapple

A delightful snack of cheese and apples.

Man, I could really go for some chezapple right now.

chezapple by Shishy. December 2, 2025

Chappled 

To have buggery or other lewd sexual acts, often with the use of handcuffs, committed upon one by a 7 foot tall man in a bear suit. These acts are committed in the spirit of hazing/rookie initiation, and the victims in most cases are high school basketball players. Other victims include younger male prison inmates.

" Geez, that poor kid from Burnett got Chappled really bad. They stripped his clothes off and handcuffed him to a chair, then the 7 foot tall assistant coach walked in the room in a bear suit and buggered him. He probably should have went to Steveston instead of Richmond High"

Chappled by JackTors April 25, 2019

cheaple 

(Adj.): A descriptive word hybrid of CHEAP and PEOPLE used by bartenders, taxi drivers, valets or other people who are not well paid in sevice industry jobs and depend on tips to make a living.

The word is used by sevice staff to describe wealthy patrons who come to their establishments or use their servises. These wealthy people often times make a mess, run their server ragged, are a pain in the ass or are just generaly stupid.

The resulting use of the word (often mummbled under the breath) comes from when above mentioned rich jerks leave an INSULTINGLY TINY TIP for the amount of effort that was expended upon them.

The intent being that the rich SOB could easily afford to tip generously for the extra service they recieved, having blown a wad of cash on their dinner/ride/service, and then being chinsy at the last moment. This is double insulting to a server/cabbie when the rich patron has made insinuations that they would "TIP BIG" when they first arrived. (Author note: People who are cheaple deserve it when servers spit in their food or have a taxi "dump" them off at a gas station. Tight wad SOB's!)

OLD PROVERB:-Be gentle unto those who bake thy dinner for they may serve thee a cut of cold death. - Aetus-Roman Comander of the Centurian legion (465 a.d.)

Server A: "That fat slob and his family only left me a two dollar tip! Awh Jeez! I worked my ass off on that table and was nice even when their brat spilled milk all over the table and floor. Then they lingered over a half hour bull shitting each other and complaining to me when I wasn't their every three minutes. Crummy cheap bastards!"
Server B: "Yep, you got a table of CHEAPLE. I feel sorry for you. I bet your tired now, but next time you'll be better able to spot their type."

Taxi driver kicks an abusive drunk out as a local "stop n' rob" and yells out the window, " You damn CHEAPLE! I drove your sorry drunk butt all over town, and you don't even know where your going. You can afford to blow a hundred bucks on rottgut but you can't pay for your cab! This is how I make my living you cheap-ass booze sponge! Damn CHEAPLE!!!! I'm calling the cops! Hope you fall under a bus! "

cheaple by armoroid 5000 July 20, 2009

cheapple 

Hypixel UHC player with a massive horse cock! With him all the females are single and ready to mingle, if you’re a girl you better run before he stretches you out.

OMG! CheApples COCK is streching me!

cheapple by Tackky’s StepSis October 9, 2020

chinapple 

combination of china and apple to refer to an apple coming from china.

I totally ate the chinapple for breakfast yesterday.

chinapple by ryda2l July 20, 2009

Cheappettone 

Italian American word used to to describe someone who is really cheap

This guy always get the cheapest wine on the menu, he’s a big time cheappettone

Cheappettone by Leonardo Marino October 5, 2018

Chapple 

1. A cherry and an apple combined
2. Cherry flavored Snapple
3. A place where Christians go to pray
4. Apple flavored chapstick

1. I'm quite hungry I'm going to go to the Chapple tree to get some fruit.
2. A nice Chapple sounds good right about now..
3. It's Sunday, time to go to Chapple.
4. My lips are chapped, I need some Chapple.

Chapple by Taloris September 6, 2011