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Chew your ear off 

When someone talks so much that they wear away your ears from over use.
Cardful he talks alot... He'll chew your ear off if you let him.
Chew your ear off by ChienChaud October 12, 2009

Chew the bark off the Fat log 

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.

bit off more than I could chew 

To try to do more than you are able to do.
I think I bit off more than I could chew when I agreed to paint this house by myself.

bite off more than one can chew

Try to do more then you can handle.
You might bite off more than one can chew if you I take a second job at night.

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.
I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..