chesterday

When chest day was yesterday. As a result, you experience limited mobility due to soreness and swollen pecs.

Jon: Hey man, grab my beer off the shelf.

Me: *grunting* uggggggghhhhhhhhh... I can't! Chesterday was intense!!

by P.noodle November 7, 2015

Chesterland Ohio

A small town in Ohio with no sidewalks and noothing to do. Kids are so bored, they resort to drugs and underage drinking.

Duuude, lets go smoke some weeeed cause there is nothing better to do in chesterland Ohio

by Juno Mcguffy March 1, 2011

Chesterland

a peaceful quaint township where the Return to Africa (RTA) does not pass through, thus property values hold steady

Dude, I am so moving to Chesterland..

by Frenchy-Foo January 7, 2011

clasterday

Portmanteau of "class" and "yesterday" meaning the previous meeting. "Clasterday" typically refers to an academic or classroom setting, but can be used for any regularly scheduled meeting.

The professor gave us homework clasterday.
I missed clasterday, do you have the notes?

by nielrenned February 15, 2017

ChesterCat

is a cat that travels though time and space in a sexy machine called a Tardis. ChesterCat is a mega Doctor Who nerd and loves photography. He is hipster and indie even thought he denies it. ChesterCat has a very big butt and wears glasses.

person one: whos that cute guy with tight jeans?
person two: oh thats a ChesterCat.
person one: oh does he have a girlfriend?
person two: yeah they're both losers who love Doctor Who.

by DrayFT October 1, 2011

chesterbate

when a male masturbates, ejaculating onto his chest or abdomen, and rubs his semen into his skin. it is not used as terms of moisturization, but only for pleasure.

Last night, Chad masturbated and didn't have anything to wipe up with, so he decided to just chesterbate.

by the mad adore December 19, 2007

chestermalesterfeild

A child predator who dresses in a costume that is shaped like a couch and lures little children with candy to sit on his couch costume.

I don't like that Dylan guy who plays second life, I hear he wears a chestermalesterfeild.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008