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chestermagic 

Chestermagic is the unique ability held by individuals to connect with just about anyone in a very compressed period of time. Chestermagic is employed generally in challenging situations where two or more individuals must work through their differences to achieve an outcome.

Chestermagic also has a negative side. Oft referred to as "the curse of the Chestermagic." The curse of the Chestermagic results in those individuals who choose to use Chestermagic becoming the default "go to" person for far more people than any individual can truly sustain for prolonged periods of time. This can create a situation where practitioners of Chestermagic have virtually their entire day consumed by helping people work through issues that do not necessarily directly impact the practitioner.
"That person can be a challenge, all I need is a little Chestermagic to get things on the right track."

"Chestermagic has never failed me."

"Chestermagic sucks sometimes. These people all come to me with their problems and want my help."

Dude, can you toss out a little Chestermagic? Got some tough customers here.
chestermagic by bpct October 30, 2013
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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