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chester molester 

One who has sex with children.
Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.
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chester molester 

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.
That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.

The Chester Molester

A man who molests little boys and girls; In order to be called "The chester Molester" you must live in a town called Chester

Otherwise you are just Chester The Molester
Run away! The Chester Molester is going to get me!

chester the molester 

"Chester the Molester" was a comic strip from Hustler magazine, of a dirty old man who always wore skid-marked panties on his head. It was written by Dwaine B. Tinsley and ran for 13 years, in the 80's and 90's.
Did you see this month's "Chester the Molester" cartoon in Hustler?
chester the molester by McHoon January 28, 2010

chester the molester 

used to describe usually a male who is creepy and perverted.
The guy in the Buick scoping out the high school cheerleaders across the street is such a Chester Molester.
chester the molester by erin October 26, 2004

Chester the Molester 

The act of fingering a girl while your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust
Mr. Smith gave Mrs. Smith a Chester the Molester; now she has a yeast infection.
Chester the Molester by Login14 April 10, 2015

chester the molester 

A Poser, One who molests, a Weird dude who likes hanging with little kida
Did you see Chester the Molester coach that game last week?
chester the molester by Tony November 14, 2003
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