chest flab

Small breasts that take on no shape. Not indifferent to a slight stomach or arm fat. Only recognizable by the two nipples. Chest flab is most commonly found on Asian women.

"Hey, look at her tits. Oh wait, those aren't tits, it's just chest flab."

by Curtis Green September 1, 2007

chestflakes

The white stuff that you get when you boil bacon

I left my bacon in the pot too long and all i got was alot of chestflakes.

by Chris Vailes January 21, 2007