cheflor

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Outgoing sensational man who keeps both his mind and pants open for business, "cheffin" the street term is all about cookie up that dough while never shaving your fro. He's a man that won't love anyone but a new stove and a car. And maybe some retro sneakers if she buys them.

That guy cheflor just stole your woman and cooks better microwaveable meals.

cheflor by Woman beater January 25, 2017

Words you can keep

Bap-chelor

A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.

"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"

"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bapchelor"

Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"

Bap-chelor by petra1782 May 28, 2006

Related Words

cheflor • Chelory • chefor • Bap-chelor • chef lo • chef louis

Chelory

A WAHM cloth diaper maker known for being seriously crazycakes. I mean, off-her-rocker crazy.

"Why are you so paranoid? What are you, Chelory?"
"We broke up and he showed up at my house unannounced. That is SO Chelory!"

Chelory by fluffmama March 2, 2012

chefor

A very lit very chill person. He always gets hype. He pulls chicks everyday left and right. Man of the people. Very very very funny. He always can make you laugh. You will instantly fall in love with him when you see him

Chefor is my best bro

chefor by Chefor is very lit and chill August 24, 2017

Chelory

Best WAHM cloth diaper maker . Absolute perfection in every stitch .

Wanna help me stalk some Chelory diapers on HC ?

Chelory by TopherellaJones September 24, 2011

Bap-chelor

"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"

"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bap-chelor"

Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"

Bap-chelor by petra1782 May 31, 2006

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026