cheesevan
Ugh, you guys, I was doing so good with not being a huge slut, but then got totally cheesevanned yesterday.
cheesevan by DuckandOFace November 28, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Cheesebag
A term used to describe a member of Pest Control Humor Depot (PCHD), a Facebook group of pest control professionals.
The term came about when a member wanted to come up with a word that would be an identifier in the wild.
Derived from the meme "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags," which is a product sold to store blocks of cheese that is purported to extend their freshness.
The term came about when a member wanted to come up with a word that would be an identifier in the wild.
Derived from the meme "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags," which is a product sold to store blocks of cheese that is purported to extend their freshness.
"Make sure you Cheesebags follow the label directions!"
"The weather is crap. Stay safe out there, Cheesebags!"
"The weather is crap. Stay safe out there, Cheesebags!"
Cheesebag by PCHD Overlord March 7, 2023
Related Words
Peruvian Cheesecake
When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.
Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?
Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?
Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.
Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?
Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.
Peruvian Cheesecake by Carpetmuncher. October 9, 2013
death by cheesecake
Death by cheesecake is seductive because although each bite brings joy, it also brings a slow and painful demise.
death by cheesecake by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019
power cheesecake
Cooking Term. Dominant cheesecake. While a cheesecake is usually submissive to his chef, a power cheesecake enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the preparation, the normally dominant activity in cooking. Power cheesecakes supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best flavor.)
Golly, that power cheesecake sure put up a fight, but I finally stuck it in the oven, if you know what I mean.
power cheesecake by #therealsoup November 16, 2014
Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.
The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.
YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.
YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
Simon's Cheesecake Surprise by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012
Cheeseballin
Cheeseballin by Dirt Wrap Dave April 1, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026