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cheesiversary

a cheesy "anniversary" that couples celebrate that has no real meaning, sentimental value, or purpose
GIRL: "ZOMG! It's me and my boyfriend Bif's 2 1/2 week cheesiversary today, and we are going to dinner to celebrate!"

ME: "Why are you celebrating dating for 2 1/2 weeks? What are you celebrating? Not killing each other for 17 days? That is so random and no one cares."

GIRL: "*GASP!* WE care! This is so important to us!...You're just jealous because you are single and don't have cheesiversaries with anyone."

ME: "Yep. That's it. That's definately it. I'm jealous. You got me."

GIRL: "Yes, I know! But don't be sad. You will find someone soon and you can have your OWN cheesiversaries!!! YAYZ!"

ME: *Shoots GIRL in the gall bladder*

Cheeseberry Sandwich 

Bread good... Cheese good... Strawberry jam good... Cheeseberry sandwich mmmmm

cheeseberrycola 

jess: i’m so tired
dad: hi tired, i’m cheeseberrycola

CheezOverlord 

CheezOverlord, or Ronin, is too good at Minecraft. Is pretty cool, and can godbridge a little bit.
CheezOverlord: *godbridges*
Little baby man: OMG NO I CALL HAX HE CANT BE THAT GOOD /REPORT AUTOCLICKER NO WAY HE THAT GOOD!
CheezOverlord by cheezoverlord October 11, 2020

Chehskoverskochtiawanovikcy 

Thomas: Hey Alex, what's that russian kids last name?

Alex: Hey Androj, what's your last name again?

Androj: Chehskoverskochtiawanovikcy

Thomas: What the fuck?

cheezoverlord 

ronin and of minecraff god and this is written by tyler B)
cheezoverlord: *gobridges 50 blocks*
lil baby man: no i call hax he cant be that good!
cheezoverlord by cheezoverlord October 11, 2020