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cheesecaking

n., Bronx NY and vicinity.

The act of exposing yourself, or performing other lewd acts in public, in exchange for alcohol, drugs, NFCs, or jewelry.

Usually performed by high school or middle school aged girls.
Brittany was in the back room, cheesecaking for blunt hits and bootleg NFCs.
cheesecaking by BronxBoy917 December 31, 2011

Cheesecaking

Creating an adverse situation where others around you suffer greatly from your efforts. Typically, the act of "cheesecaking" results from a distraction.
How the fuck did you crash your car and lose your phone?
Just cheesecaked it. My fault.

I think I got her pregnant I forgot to use a condom.

Did you at least use hot sauce?
Nah I've been cheesecaking.
Cheesecaking by quachwatch April 12, 2022

Cheesecaking in Public 

Enjoying a Dutch Bargain beer with friends on the street or in public areas.
Hey, wanne go cheesecaking in public? I got the beers

CheeseBoxing 

The sexual act of inserting a cheesestick into your partners vagina, having saxual intercourse with said partner, and then eating the cheesestick that was in said vagina.
So we had been cheeseboxing for 2 hours I was stuffed.

Dude I totally cheeseboxed Jessica last weekend! It was the tastiest one I’ve had so far.
CheeseBoxing by Bingus805 March 14, 2021

Cheeseaning 

The act, or the motion of commiting the act of dipping one's bread stick into the eyesockat of habujulangagananga, aka "Destiny of cheese, God".

It is rather apparant, that such an act often results in one's pestashio nut being consumed by a hot pink tiger,after the hot pink tiger consuming the pestashio nut it has been known for the hot pink tiger to vomit a baby dwarf. This often causes the tiger to suffer indigestion, and thus this causes the bread stick to take the thrown of king of mr gay universe.
I was simply Cheeseaning, when all of a sudden, a giant pumkin manifested out of the blue moon and started doing the funky chicken!!!! (in the location of my armpit.

In a brief conversation with my mother in law, she suddenly plucked a bread stick and was cheeseaning!!

My mate John, requently endulges in cheeseaning!!!

cheesecaking

Verb:To meet an on-line date and almost immediately going home and having sex after meeting at a neutral location. Derived from the common use of The Cheesecake Factory as a meeting place before the magic happens.
I met my Tinder date at The Grove but within 10 minutes we were at his place. I was there for cheesecaking, not chit-chat.
cheesecaking by MELGAF June 23, 2015