Cheese Its are a rare, priceless substance found only in red rectangularcontainers labeled "Get Your Own Box". Leading anthropologists believe this to be some kind of a warning of a curse or rather, a message saying that it's the property of someone else.
They are very tasty.
Person 1: "I woke up late, I stubbed my toe, I had a flat tire, I went to work, I got fired, I came home and caught my girlfriend with the UPS guy... now what?
REVISION OF CHEESEISM
we mobnolies, we are cheesists. we kick ass even though we are plosterblobists. yeh bitch, be jealous.
we worship cheese. we are cheese carvers.
so go tackle an adhesivekangaroo and get stuck to it.
mana: OOO!! ILL BE THE HIGH CHIEF!
kat: YEH! AND ILL BE CHIEF CHEESA!
mana (to natalie): want to join cheeseism?!
natalie: YEH!!
mana: duuude. what a relief. pass the chips.