Cheese Wanker 

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.

He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!

Cheese Wanker by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022

Cheese Wanker 

cheese wanker

someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act

TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!
BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!

Cheese Wanker by Addaz M May 17, 2008

dirty cheese wanker 

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dirty cheese wanker by Swaggy Jason November 8, 2023

cheese wacker 

A Person who is consistently wacking his cheese.

Cheese wacker:someone who frequently plays with their wang.

Taylor:hey man, how did it go last night with that chick?

Liam:nah man, she was ratty as eh,I ended up fapping myself to sleep.

Taylor:man you are allways wacking your cheese.

Liam:yeah I know. , im such a cheese wacker.

cheese wacker by skuxa February 24, 2015

Cheese Wanger

Being an idiot of the extreme cheese dick variety

Finley stop being a cheese wanger

Cheese Wanger by Carvel Basel January 19, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020