cheese sweat 

Droplets that collect on cheese when it's been left out for a long time.

P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."

- My husband and I

"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."

-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07

cheese sweat by DrNanite May 20, 2018

cheese sweats 

Excessive, funky smelling diaphoresis after consuming large amounts of specialty cheeses. Cheese sweats are exacerbated by additional consumption of matching wines. Cheese sweats are very similar to meat sweats, except that cheese sweats have a characteristically pungent mouldy smell.

Cheese snob #1: "That Brie de Meaux was just too delish, darling. I couldn't help myself. I gorged the whole wheel and now I've got cheese sweats."

Cheese snob #2: "Brie de Meux? Smells more like Epoisses cheese sweats to me, Miss Piggy."

cheese sweats by ryesmom June 3, 2013

Seattle Cheese Steak

A vagina after sexual intercourse where Cheese Whiz has been used as lubricant.

We did some experimenting in the bedroom last night and she ended up with a Seattle Cheese Steak

Seattle Cheese Steak by bestfuckever April 1, 2011

Seat Cheese 

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.

Seat Cheese by Dong knots July 16, 2015

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese 

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese by Urban alien March 9, 2021