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macaroni and cheese nipples 

A girl who has macaroni and cheese nipples has abnormally long nipples and is lactating. The milk excreted from the nip dries around the end and oozes out uncontrollably, thus looking like day old macaroni and cheese.
Dan: "Dude does courtney have macaroni stuck on her chest?"

Gil:"No dude i think shes lactating. She has an extreme case of macaroni and cheese nipples."

Cheese puff nipples 

Usually on people who have transfered from a cold room to a hot room, their nipples become larger than average and pop out of their clothes making them noticable and puffy.
"Jack just rubbed my with his cheese puff nipples , i almost threw up."

Cheesy nipples 

Named after a steam user, a cheesy nipples is done when you get a 0-0-15 KAD ratio in casual against non smurfing/hacking silvers on Counter Strike Global Offensive.
I'm going 0-15 man, shit, I'm doing a cheesy nipples.
Cheesy nipples by DaQueensCorgi November 26, 2016

Nipple Cheese 

Accumulations of various matter that build up inside inverted nipples, often smelling and taking on a similar texture to that of rotten cheese.
Her nipples were innies, and when I sucked on them, her nipple cheese came out. It was rather disgusting, but oddly it turned me on.
Nipple Cheese by Juice Billington December 1, 2010

nipple cheese 

Mongolian Nipple Cheese 

A piece of any kind of cheese, that is in a shape of a nipple and is made in or came from Mongolia.
Emma: hey look at that cheese

Bri: Ha it's in a shape of a nipple.

Emma: I know thats so cool

Bri: hey look it says it's from Mongolia

Emma: It's Mongolian Nipple Cheese
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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