cum dunk

When a girl is giving a guy head and refuses to swallow, the man holds her head on his erect penis as if he was dunking her head into a pool of water. She now is left with two choices: drown or swallow. No, biting it off is not an option.
I wasn't even sure if courtney would be a swallower so I didn't take any chances. I gave that hoe the cum dunk.
by bLiTcH February 4, 2008
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sleazy spigot

A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.

what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
mugGet the sleazy spigotmug.

18-1

18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wild card team, it is nothing to brag about.
The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and went from "unbeatable" and "perfection" to "embarrassed".
by bLiTcH February 4, 2008
mugGet the 18-1mug.

going bowling

This is the act of a man sticking his middle and index finger into a womans vagina and thumb into her ass as if she was a bowling ball.
Erik used Lauren like a bowling ball last night when they were going bowling.
by bLiTcH January 8, 2008
mugGet the going bowlingmug.

Arizona

The driest, hottest, most boring state in the country. It is filled with retards mutated by incest and nuclear weapons. See shithole.
Have you ever been to Arizona?

Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it

Why not?

I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.
by bLiTcH November 17, 2007
mugGet the Arizonamug.

pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism
"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
by blitch May 4, 2010
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get good

when someone does something stupid or sucks at doing anything, you tell them to get good.
You got 10 kills. GET GOOD NOOB!
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
mugGet the get goodmug.

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