bLiTcH's definitions

pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

by blitch May 4, 2010

pro choice

The choice that best saves the father's ass, regardless of the pregnant females choice.

Crap i got my girlfriend pregnant. I sure hope shes pro choice. And by pro choice, I mean my choice.

by bLiTcH January 12, 2009

hilbilly

This is the combination of Hilary and Bill Clinton. Hilary wearing the political pants in the relationship.

man 1: Who are you voting for this year?

man 2: I don't know who im voting for but it sure wont be hilbilly.

by bLiTcH February 25, 2008

roman column crap

A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.

I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?

by bLiTcH February 29, 2008

fishy flapjack

After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.

Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

picasso poo

When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.

After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

titanic turd

This is the painful yet entertaining act of letting out a monstrous shit that floats in the water for a few minutes before flushing. Upon flushing, the turd hangs on for dear life and eventually parts through the middle, breaking, and finally sinking. The turd resembles the titanic.

I had to take such a big shit that it hurt. But after i was done i had a good laugh watching that monster fight from being flushed. It was definitely a titanic turd.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009