bLiTcH's definitions

pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

by blitch May 4, 2010

pro choice

The choice that best saves the father's ass, regardless of the pregnant females choice.

Crap i got my girlfriend pregnant. I sure hope shes pro choice. And by pro choice, I mean my choice.

by bLiTcH January 12, 2009

periodic sex

This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.

Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.

by bLiTcH January 11, 2009

fishy flapjack

After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.

Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

picasso poo

When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.

After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

titanic turd

This is the painful yet entertaining act of letting out a monstrous shit that floats in the water for a few minutes before flushing. Upon flushing, the turd hangs on for dear life and eventually parts through the middle, breaking, and finally sinking. The turd resembles the titanic.

I had to take such a big shit that it hurt. But after i was done i had a good laugh watching that monster fight from being flushed. It was definitely a titanic turd.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

slave feet

At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.

Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009