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Cheese god 

Also known as cheddar_cheessee will give you cheese if they like you

We all bow for the cheese god

Cheese for the cheese god
Person: oh holy cheese god I give cheese to you my friend
Cheddar: thank you my affementen fellow for your kind offer if you ever need cheese call out for me
Cheese god by Nameless kid November 22, 2021

Cheese grater god 

Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)
Cheese grater god by Cheesey god October 22, 2018

The God of Cheese

This person is the God of Cheese. They are the God of all Cheeses.
You are not The God of Cheese.
The God of Cheese by PB Saltman August 10, 2022

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods 

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

CheeseSoda 

A strange concoction of cheese, mixed with soda. Causing a sticky, fizzing and delicious explosion in your mouth. CheeseSoda endures many gay jokes, despite being the most awesomest thing to enter your mouth! For both girls and guys alike.
Boy 1: Oh man I has the most delicious cheesesoda explosion in my mouth this morning.

Boy 2: Oh thats so gay!

Girl 1: I totally sucked up the cheesesoda this morning too!
CheeseSoda by codyhavoc September 16, 2010

cheesepodder 

An individual who fills their iPod or MP3 player with songs they will quite obvioulsy never listen to and have for the shear hell of it.

Often, cheesepodders discuss this and compete to out-cheese each other.
Levi: Yo Neil, I got 163 new songs on my iPod last night most of them by the vengaboys.

Neil: OMFGZ you cheesepodder, i need to catch up with you on tune count.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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