cheese in the cactus

"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
or
"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"
by solarno July 13, 2008
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Cactus Cheese Stick

The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.
Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.
by soo geun September 25, 2013
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cheese cactus

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy
by Cheese cactus January 10, 2016
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