cheese in the cactus

"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
or
"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"
by solarno August 06, 2008
mugGet the cheese in the cactusmug.

Cactus Cheese Stick

The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.
Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.
by soo geun September 25, 2013
mugGet the Cactus Cheese Stickmug.

cheese cactus

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy
by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016
mugGet the cheese cactusmug.