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loose burger cheeky fuck 

(n), (v) The most tender of all sexual acts, consisting of the following elements:
(1) Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2) Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-burger coney dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.
"Man, that chick with black thong is making me hungry ... for some loose burger"

"What's that smell, did you shit?"
"Nope, just dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"

Cheeks fuck 

The sexual act or action where the penis is positioned between the butt-cheeks in a way that it is perpendicular to the ass-hole, similar to that of the placement when inserting a hot dog into the bun; and with any range of vigor, slip to and fro accordingly, ideally with generous swass for lube.
Since my husband got wind of cheeks fucking, all he wants to do is cheeks fuck my fucking butt!
Cheeks fuck by grokdeezcheeks July 13, 2009

butt cheek fuck

Also known as an assjob, the act of fucking a girl's butt cheeks without penetration similar to a tit fuck but with the butt cheeks.
The girl I was out with last night, had such a nice bubble butt and she let me butt cheek fuck her in bed.
butt cheek fuck by jimmyjj1 February 23, 2011

Cheeky Fucking 

The sexual act involving placing a penis between buttcheeks, sans insertion of said penis into the anus. The penis is then thrusted between the cheeks, creating enough friction to cause pleasure for the penis. It is a cousin to titty fucking, yet somehow much more disrespectful.
Dante: Yo dat bish has some big o' titties! I want to titty fuck them so bad!

Tyler: Titty fuck? You gotta upgrade to cheeky fucking my friend. Imagine a hot dog between buns with extra mayo nomsayin?

Dante: My god, I have seen the light. I'm bout to cheeky fuck the shit out of that ho!
Cheeky Fucking by T Fury. September 4, 2011

Cheek Fuck 

To push the butt cheeks together and have sex with them without penetration.
"I know you don't like anal doll but how about you let me get a cheek fuck with sweet ass of yours"
Cheek Fuck by J G van Gass August 3, 2008

cheeky fucker 

Someone who is sly but also brazen. They tend to talk or scheme behind your back then act friendly in other social circumstances
"Joe blogs has been trying to talk shit about me but has just liked my photo, cheeky fucker!"
cheeky fucker by Lyndsayjane69 March 15, 2016