(n), (v) The most tender of all sexual acts, consisting of the following elements:
(1)
Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2)
Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-burger coney
dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.
"
Man, that chick with black thong is making me hungry ... for some loose burger"
"What's that smell, did you
shit?"
"Nope, just
dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"