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Similar to a handjob, except the difference is that the person is jacking you off with their ass crack.
i got an assjob from that one chick at the carnival.
Assjob by buhdur July 27, 2004
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Essentially when a girl rubs her ass on a guys penis till he ejaculates. There is no penetration.
Bonquisha rubbed up on Jamal’s dick till he came all over. It was an assjob
Assjob by 69thTeletubbie July 29, 2019
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The act of sliding one's penis between the ass cheeks of another; sliding the "hot dog" between the "buns".
"Wendy giggled as she gave her male friend Mike an assjob". Many people in today's society do not classify assjobs as sexual activity; they are more like massages, and thus can be shared between friends.
Assjob by AllessioV July 26, 2017
To give someone sexual pleasure by fingering them up the ass.
Girl 1: Before I gave my BF anal I made sure to show him what it feels like.

Girl 2: You gave him an assjob?

Girl 1: Yeah.
Assjob by Marine2012 December 16, 2008
It's means that a girl or a guy licks your anus DEEP!
For example: Jimmy give me a assjob.
Assjob by Joey kontenrimmer May 13, 2022

Assgobblin 

Munching your boyfriend's hairy asshole for so long you develop lockjaw.
Dude is assgobblin like a fizziend, suddenly he can't shut his mouth: "Dawwwm howwwney, Iww cawwn't clowwse mywww jawwwws."

Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."
When a girl lubes up a guys cock and gently grinds her ass cheeks on and gets him off. That or he lays his cock between her ass cheeks and strokes away without penetration.
Stacy has such a soft sexy ass. I love it when she lets me lube it up and lay my cock between those cheeks and grind on it for a great ass job.
ass job by baadbaaadman October 8, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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