chestweasel 

wheesy chest,aftermath of a chest cold,beginning of bronchitis; putting the penis between the breasts of a woman and having sexual intercourse in that position

I've been very poorly lately, got chestweasels; hey darlin' how about a chestweasel tonight?

chestweasel by blooter September 24, 2005

Chest Weasel 

Meaning the noise associated respiratory mucas and infection; when it pops, crackles, whistles or wheeze's.

Brochitis dude: Wheeze.. Cough..Splutter....Whistle....Mew

Brochitis dude friend: WTF was that?

Brochitis dude: Damn chest weasel's again!

Chest Weasel by Rooshdy January 21, 2011

cheekweasel 

one who scurries between cheeks to enter the anal cavity; will colbert; other pussies

Will should go to jail, he'd fit right in with all the other cheekweasels.

cheekweasel by Smartest man alive December 15, 2008

cheeseweasel 

The cartoon character created by Jim Ridings. But even before that, April 3rd has always been a public holiday in some places because it is Cheeseweasel Day. He is said to put Cheese under your computer keyboard every year on April 3rd, but only for the good girls and boys. He also has a song, which can be downloaded from the main Cheeseweasel Website. The cheeseweasel has many websites, but I cannot mention the URL because that would be advertising.

(Words taken from the Cheeseweasel Song)

Who brings cheese on April 3rd?
It's the CHEESEWEASEL
He's not a silly bunny or a rabbit or a bird
It's the CHEESEWEASEL

Etc...

cheeseweasel by Kieran Jones May 13, 2005