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roll credits
roll credits by didi8083 August 28, 2015
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Carbon Credits
A SCHEME and a SCAM.
A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.
A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.
A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?
Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
Carbon Credits by Eddy August 5, 2007
douchebag credits
when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. Created by comedian Christopher Titus.
Tom Hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make Tom so angry.
douchebag credits by cra0422 December 1, 2015
jicko credits
When a guy goes JICKO MODE, he earns jicko credits. The less fucks are given, the more jicko credits are earned.
"That guy earned major jicko credits tonight"
"He completely ignored that arrogant chick, give that man some jicko credits"
"She was so convinced she could get him in bed tonight, but all he thought about were mad jicko stacks"
"He completely ignored that arrogant chick, give that man some jicko credits"
"She was so convinced she could get him in bed tonight, but all he thought about were mad jicko stacks"
jicko credits by PalmtreeXO February 27, 2020
Credits
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